Hamstrung And Limited

Company information

Hamstrung And Limited is a private company limited by shares, registered in Scotland, registered number SC803083.

The company's registered office is: 2/2 36 Keith Court, Glasgow, G11 6QW, United Kingdom.

Balance Sheet

as at 31 March 2025

		13 months to 2025-03-31
		£		£
Fixed assets	3,231.04
Current assets	155.06
Creditors: amounts falling due within one year	(6,896.82)
Net current assets / (liabilities)		(6,741.76)
Total assets less current liabilities		(3,510.72)
Accruals and deferred income		(690.00)
Net assets		(4,200.72)
Capital and reserves		(4,200.72)

For the period from 14 March 2024 to 31 March 2025 the company was entitled to exemption from audit under section 477 of the Companies Act 2006 relating to small companies.

These accounts have been prepared in accordance with the micro-entity provisions and delivered in accordance with the provisions applicable to companies subject to the small companies regime.

Directors' responsibilities:

• The members have not required the company to obtain an audit of its accounts for the period in question in accordance with section 476;
• The directors acknowledge their responsibilities for complying with the requirements of the Act with respect to accounting records and the preparation of accounts.

Approved by the board of directors and signed on behalf of the board,

Nicholas Charlton
01 December 2025

Notes to the accounts

1. Average number of employees

   During the period the average number of employees was 1.

2. Capital Commitments Note

   In my role as director I have acquired for Hamstrung and Limited two tranches of intellectual property during the period. The company hopes to exploit these works commercially. Sadly, I fear the works acquired are of doubtful quality. The author of the works has worked diligently and tirelessly in effort to build a following, and has achieved very little other than producing reams of text that remain largely unread. Nonetheless, in the spirit of the sunk cost fallacy, I have, since the balance sheet date, acquired one further such ream of text.

3. Director Advances Credits Note

   At the balance sheet date all amounts owed by the company were due to the director and sole shareholder. The director provides financing to the company as required and does not seek external finance. The director has confirmed that repayment of these amounts will not be demanded within 12 months of the balance sheet date.