HYSTERIA MACHINE LIMITED

HYSTERIA MACHINE LIMITED Accountants' Report For the year ended 31 March 2026
Accountant's report You consider that the company is exempt from an audit for the year ended 31 March 2026. You have acknowledged, on the balance sheet, your responsibilities for complying with the requirements of the Companies Act 2006 with respect to accounting records and the preparation of accounts. These responsibilities include preparing accounts that give a true and fair view of the state of affairs of the company at the end of the financial year and of its profit or loss for the financial year. In accordance with your instructions, we have prepared the accounts which comprise the Statement of Financial Position and the related notes from the accounting records of the company and on the basis of information and explanations you have given to us. We have not carried out an audit or any other review, and consequently we do not express any opinion on these accounts. .................................................... South East Advisory Ltd (T/A Bells Accountants) (AAT) 10a High Street, Chislehurst, Kent, BR7 5AN 04 June 2026 1

HYSTERIA MACHINE LIMITED

Accountants' Report

For the year ended 31 March 2026

Accountant's report

You consider that the company is exempt from an audit for the year ended 31 March 2026. You have acknowledged, on the balance sheet, your responsibilities for complying with the requirements of the Companies Act 2006 with respect to accounting records and the preparation of accounts. These responsibilities include preparing accounts that give a true and fair view of the state of affairs of the company at the end of the financial year and of its profit or loss for the financial year.

In accordance with your instructions, we have prepared the accounts which comprise the Statement of Financial Position and the related notes from the accounting records of the company and on the basis of information and explanations you have given to us.

We have not carried out an audit or any other review, and consequently we do not express any opinion on these accounts.

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South East Advisory Ltd (T/A Bells Accountants)
(AAT)
10a High Street, Chislehurst, Kent, BR7 5AN
04 June 2026

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HYSTERIA MACHINE LIMITED

Statement of Financial Position

As at 31 March 2026

	£	2026 £	£	2025 £
Current assets	9,897		9,246
Creditors: amount falling due within one year	(7,406)		(4,687)
Net current assets/(liabilities)		2,491		4,559
Total assets less current liabilities		2,491		4,559
Net assets/(liabilities)		2,491		4,559


Capital and reserves		2,491		4,559

For the year ended 31 March 2026 the company was entitled to exemption from audit under section 477 of the Companies Act 2006 relating to small companies.
The members have not required the company to obtain an audit of its accounts for the year in question in accordance with section 476 of the Companies Act 2006.
The directors acknowledge their responsibilities for complying with the requirements of the Companies Act 2006 with respect to accounting records and the preparation of accounts.

The accounts have been prepared in accordance with the micro-entity provisions and delivered in accordance with the provisions applicable to companies subject to the small companies regime.

Signed on behalf of the board of directors:

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Sarah Louise Robbins
Director

Date approved: 17 August 2026

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HYSTERIA MACHINE LIMITED

Notes to the Accounts

For the year ended 31 March 2026

Statutory Information

Hysteria Machine Limited is a private limited company, limited by shares, domiciled in England and Wales, registration number 12516504, registration address 10a High Street, Chislehurst, BR7 5AN, England.

The presentation currency is £ sterling.

1.	Accounting Policies Basis of accounting The financial statements are prepared under the historical cost convention and in accordance with the FRS 105 Financial Reporting Standard for Micro Entities (effective January 2016).

2.	Average number of employees Average number of employees during the year were 2 (2025: 2).

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